Monday, November 7, 2011
Should my friends be this jealous?
I have been dealing with a lot of jealousy from former co-workers lately. I just moved into a beautiful, spacious 5 bedroom 4 bath home in a nice neighborhood. Most of my former co-workers live in small apartments. I have a BMW that I use to escort my beautiful girlfriend to and fro. I live within a 2 minute drive from a terrific racetrack, a top of the line casino, and a state of the art amusement park. My home is furnished with $650 ceiling fans, great electronics and tons of upgrades. I can watch True Lies whenever I feel like it. The guys from my old job come over and they just drag me down because they still make under $50k. I am getting married at the zoo this summer and I sense a lot of jealousy about that too because we have rented out a 15,000 square foot banquet hall surrounded by a huge aquarium and a spot for my fiancee and I to emerge from a giant shark's mouth to present ourselves as a married couple for the first time. My life is great and they can't stand it.
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